The Grand Canyon: So F*%@ing Grand, I Literally Can’t Even

I feel like maybe they should put less signs about burros and more signs about vehicular width requirements.

This Test Predicts with 100% Accuracy Where on the Cat Lady Spectrum You Fall

A group of RV campers in their 60's chuckle at the cat on the leash and the crazy lesbians following her around taking pictures.

A Tail of Two Mice

You know when you get to the end of a horror movie and find out it was the boyfriend all along? And looking back on various scenes, it totally makes sense that it was him, but the audience doesn't realize it until he's killed half the town? That was how it was with us and … Continue reading A Tail of Two Mice

Austin is my Baby Daddy

The city, not some dude... I can't have my lesbian street cred ruined