(The city, not some dude… I can’t have my lesbian street cred ruined)
So… We’re in Austin, TX and it is *children, cover your ears* fucking amazing. I’m about 907.5% ready to move here. I know I’m skipping a couple stops in the coverage of our trip (Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, Albuquerque, Roswell) but I just had to talk about Austin real quick, because just look:
It’s beautiful here, even with record-breaking high temperatures this weekend.
The shopping is fantastic. It actually reminds me a lot of Oakland.
It’s like they are speaking directly to my soul.
Get out of my head, Austin.
And of course, the omnipresent crab symbolism.
And Our Lady Barb the Immaculate oversees it all, and has deemed it good.
Words of wisdom, y’all (as they say), in regards to the 1.5 million bats living under the Congress Bridge:
Stay weird, Austin.